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Thank you for your hard work!
Welcome to host club shish gog.
Now, we'll see if we can do it properly.
I think we can open a good restaurant.
Sounds good.
Wait a minute.
I know you.
You know me?
What's your name?
I'm Sayama Satoru.
I don't do it. Sayama Satoru is my host.
I'm Sayama Satoru.
Hosting is one of your skills.
Sayama Satoru doesn't do it.
Are you mocking me?
I'm not mocking you.
Are you mocking me?!
I'm not mocking you, I'm just telling you!
I'm telling you, you bastard!
What is this outfit?
This is probably the middle of a host.
A duck?
No, you're the host of a duck, you know?
🎵I play the guitar and a guy comes in🎵
You're a real duck.
No, it's not a white tree. It's a kamae.
Let's go dancing to the blue sea.
Shoo, shoo!
Let's connect with our love's bright rhythm.
Shoo, shoo!
The big sun is our love's heat.
Get out of my way!
Why do you keep saying that?
Why do you say that?
I know, right?
Hahaha.
Next episode.
So, we have a guest and Yuna here as our owners.
Please welcome, Kurokawa-san!
Thank you for having me.
Please, please.
Thank you.
Well, I don't mind being your owner, but I'd like you to give me a wig or something.
What are you doing? You're not wearing anything.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm not wearing anything.
No, I'm embarrassed.
You're wearing a lot of stuff.
I'm embarrassed.
Thank you for having me.
Do you wear this often?
Yes, I do.
It's nice.
Is it?
It's not too rough.
You always wear a jacket-like outfit.
That's right.
You're not wearing short sleeves, are you?
Of course not.
I've never seen you in short sleeves.
Can I see your skin?
My skin?
I mean, you're an owner, so you should know how to take care of your skin.
No, I don't want to. What's with your skin check?
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
What's wrong with it?
Let me check it.
You have a skin check?
I'm sorry.
I'm Jesse.
Oh, I see.
It's not enough moisture.
Is that so?
Yes.
It's like your nose.
What is that?
Your skin is bumpy.
I don't like it.
I'm touched and my skin is bumpy.
Please be careful of your stomach.
It's not good, it's already a hospitalization.
I don't like it, I'm in a bad mood.
What are you doing?
I'm asking you to host.
No, no, if you have a bridge, please tell me.
Hosting
Now, Hiko-chan, the owner, will see our customers.
And please tell me about Yoshia.
Have you been to a host club?
No, I haven't.
Oh, you haven't?!
Not even once.
There are a lot of girls' clubs, like Kuma Pro and stuff like that.
A lot of girls like it, but I've never been.
That's unexpected! I thought you'd say it a lot.
What do you mean, I thought you'd say it a lot?!
What kind of image is that?!
No, I mean, you go and host and...
And...
This is the worst!
You're crazy!
You've done it before?
You're crazy!
What?! Really?!
You've done it before?
You're crazy!
No, no, no, it's fine like that.
This is Hiko.
Put some band-aid on.
This is the worst!
Why would you put band-aid on?
We'll now reveal the jokes.
We'll start with a primitive introduction.
Self-introduction
Both of you, please start with your introductions.
I need to think about it.
What do you need for a host?
I took it at a weird timing.
Suddenly.
I was really surprised.
Can I ask you to think about it at all?
Can I talk to the viewers myself?
Sure.
When I was working with Cookie-san, he told me to come out on YouTube every now and then.
I'm really happy.
No, really.
I'm really watching it.
I'm really happy.
That bike thing and I like bikes and guitars.
I said, oh, wait for me, and my manager said, oh, Cookie's YouTube channel is on.
I said, oh, yay! What are you doing?
He said, oh, I'm doing a YouTube channel with the Zakkus show.
Yeah.
Huh?
I mean, I buy bikes and guitars and stuff.
Isn't that YouTube channel over there?
The one where Yamasato-san was dancing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Over there.
Isn't it?
I'm curious about your manager.
Well...
I wanted to buy a bike or something.
What?!
So you're not lucky?
No, I'm not.
I love this channel so much that I watch all of it.
But it's hard to find an entertainer you want to be.
What?!
Why is that?!
You're fighting.
That's why you can't schedule it.
I love Milloon.
I was happy that I could go out today, but...
I wanted to eat a sandwich with you three tonight.
What? No, not at all!
Can we change?
Then go buy a sandwich.
Can we change?
Yes, go buy one.
I'm going?
What?
You're better off being told.
You're right.
Okay, I've said my name.
Then please tell me your name.
After all, this...
beginning...
Not all beginnings are important.
Like Adam and Eve.
In that sense, I'd like to say my name, Shiso.
Shiso Nohro?
Yes, hello, I'm Shisou Noro.
Shisou Noro?
Would you like some champagne?
Oh, Shisou Noro.
Shisou Noro.
Hey, you.
Why?
You smell bad.
No, I don't.
Hey, Higo-chan, does my breath smell bad?
It does.
You don't show it to me.
What? You're going to do it in time difference?
You're doing Toyo's magic.
You took the world in time difference for volleyball.
No, no, you can't do that.
You can't do sicknesses.
Please, tell me your name.
My name is...
Gyokuwarein Gyokunosuke.
That's not good.
What is it?
Gyoku... what is it?
Gyokuwarein.
What is it?
Like Kiryuin.
No way.
Did you only get the word for Kiryuin?
I only got the word for it.
What do you mean by that?
Is that wrong?
No, it's not.
It makes you think about it.
It's not good.
How about this one?
This one is cool.
This is a post that shows how much women are important.
That's right.
They think about women's feelings and never make women feel bad about it.
In that sense, let's bring it out.
Really?
Don't say that!
How about Satoda Shiro?
Because you're thinking about women, you're using this name.
That's what it is.
You have to endure desire.
No, no, you can't do that.
Can't I?
No, you can't.
You're too direct.
That's right, Mr. Zakoshi, please stand up.
Yes, yes, my name is Paisley and Ferra.
That's the worst!
What?
Even in the sexy video, you wrote it properly.
No, I didn't.
Paisley and is the basic, right?
I don't know! Why is there such a basic thing?
No, it's not good.
That's not good.
Then I'll go with this one.
Yes, please tell me about it.
I had an experience once.
I was homosexual with a woman and she made me miso soup.
Oh my!
The miso soup had some sort of hairy thing stuck in it.
Oh, I see.
I thought I'd get angry at her for that, but I held back.
and we became good friends.
Let me read it.
I'm a goodsman.
What? It sounds like a kanji word.
I'm a goodsman.
Huh? Goodsman?
When I lived in the southwest...
You lived in the southwest, huh?
When I lived in the southwest, I made miso soup for my wife and I was a goodsman.
My conspiracy is gross.
Gross?
Mr. Gross?
Yes, gross.
Mr. Gross, you were living in the south.
I was living in the south.
Mr. Takoshi, could you tell me your name?
I got it from my experience column.
Oh, your experience column.
It's easy to remember, isn't it?
My name is...
Ant-pot-bitter-man.
Bitter...
I was licking my wife's ant...
Licking, licking, and...
At some point, it got bitter.
Oh!
I lick it, lick it, lick it, and then I say, ah!
It got bitter.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
You have a lot of experience.
Bitter boy.
You have a lot of experience, bitter boy.
Can I say this from my experience?
Oh, it's the last one, Mr. Jiko.
I see.
I've dated a gal before.
Oh, that's unexpected.
I like that kind of gal.
When I dated a gal, I was a bit dirty, but I made her laugh.
At that time, gyaru is like this, with nails attached.
At that time, I would like to name the problem that arose.
It arose with nails?
Yes. Anus nail removal.
What? It remained?
Yes. Anus was twisted with nails.
As it is, the pressure of the anus is taken away by the nails.
It remained with the nails.
It was cured?
It was cured, yes.
Nails?
Nails are coming out of the ass.
It's really tight.
Anus nail removal is how about it?
Nail removal 3.
Hiko-chan, what do you think?
What do you think? You're stupid.
So we have names for you, but Hiko-chan, please choose one for me and Zaco.
Oh, I see.
We have quite a few.
Well, I think it's easier for us to remember the real-life sword series.
Gutos-san.
Inmo Gutos.
Thank you!
And Niga-bou.
Niga-bou.
Gutos and Niga-bou.
From now on, let's spend time with Gutos and Niga-bou at the host club.
Niga-bou, thank you.
The next judge is...
Aino Tekoh!
This is very important.
We want to make you sing in acapella, and we'll put more and more AinoTekoh in it.
You'll sing it for us?
And we want you to raise your spirits more and more.
Sounds good!
When you notice it, you'll hold the mic and scream!
Pointing at me!
Oh, you're pointing at me!
That's it!
Like this!
Like this, right?
Let's go!
Hiko, sing for me!
Sing for me!
It's...it's already started.
It's already started.
So, as a result of the repeated first and second rounds of singing,
we have permission to sing only one song that was approved.
I don't know if you know it, Hiko.
Oh, yes.
May I?
Yes.
It's called, "Get Your Love Back."
"Get your love back"...
That's all.
Your shock.
We can only use it for your shock.
If you say, your shock, we'll put our hands like this.
That's what you deserve.
Your shock!
Like this, your shock!
That's how it is.
Can you do it with something like an essay?
Or do you want me to say it live here?
You can do it with audio effects, right?
I see.
Oh, wait a minute.
Did you get in touch with him now?
I got in touch with him now.
What?
Now?
Yes.
Sales?
What?
Did you get the song?
Can you do anything else?
It looks like you can work.
Sapporo Rambo? Whose song is it?
Otsuka Ai?
Sapporo Rambo from Otsuka Ai?
I don't know, so forget it.
You know it, right?
You're lucky.
Why?
Do you want to go with it?
No, let's go.
Okay, I'll let you know.
Please tell me.
Hello? Excuse me.
Oh, the Secretary General.
Secretary General?
Yes, the Secretary General.
Yes, in Shiga Prefecture's cheap sales, opening, written as 10 minutes,
then changed it and wrote 3 minutes, then changed it wrongly and wrote 3 minutes only.
You're a gyarados.
I understand. Please check it.
Okay!
I did it!
What kind of conversation was that?
[PH] GUTOSU'S TEST
Let's start with Gutosu.
Here you go.
I've disinfected it.
Thank you.
You've touched it.
I've touched it and disinfected it.
I've touched it.
You've touched it a lot.
Cow, black-haired Japanese cow.
And then there's Holstein.
And then there's some brown Holstein.
I was like, why is he brown?
And I put it in his anus.
The most unknown color of cow's anus.
Then there's a black cow.
I was like, why is he brown?
And I was like, why is your color so light?
I only put it in his anus.
It's the most beautiful.
Did you see how black hair was drawn?
It went in like a pop.
It went in unexpectedly.
It didn't go in there.
Because we didn't think it would go in there.
But it really went in like this.
It was hollow.
So it's okay even if it doesn't go in.
It didn't hit anywhere.
It was hollow.
But it felt like it was pushed with air.
So when you put it back, it went like this.
You didn't touch the mouth of the torture device.
No, I didn't touch it.
But there was air in the back, so I put my head in there.
By the way, I haven't eaten a single bite of this and I'm already in a very scary state.
This is not good.
This is really something to slip.
It's jazz, isn't it?
Jazz.
This is really just a gut's miso powder.
It's really impromptu.
Make me feel good.
OK.
Because you're the owner.
Okay. But! I'm sorry, but I won't sing as an owner.
As a customer woman, I think.
Because you're the host today.
If you're too focused and too careful, you might be hugging her.
Don't try to extend the scope of the conversation until it starts.
I don't know what will happen.
If such a good lady comes, I don't know what will happen.
I have to choose a professional.
Why are you so confident?
Shall we go?
Music, start!
Two years have passed?
Why is that?
You shouldn't say it!
Bite me!
You want me to leave you?
What is it?
Why?
Are you connected?
Why do you know?
Wait!
I'll cut your legs off!
You're so embarrassing!
Hey, you're so fake!
Why do you treat me like this? This is terrible.
This is terrible. This is terrible.
You came up with this, didn't you?
I don't know if I can do it, but I'm a professional host.
This is terrible.
I'm sorry I was a little rude. I was just giving you 80%.
No, you were talking.
80%. I'll disinfect it.
It's not that bad.
It's long to disinfect.
I know.
It's definitely long to disinfect.
It's long to disinfect.
It's just in time.
Huh?
Oh man...
Is it there?
Right now.
In the past, behind the curtain.
It's not black.
And you know Holstein, the white one.
Not that one, but something a little brown.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, why is it brown?
It's in that combo.
It's there.
What are you bringing it for?
It's thin.
Huh?
It's thin.
What's wrong with it?
I think it's big, and it's hitting the helicopter.
It's burning.
I can feel the vacuum of air in my stomach, so I go back like this after I fall.
Like this.
I'm sorry.
Then let's practice.
[PH] Let's practice!
It's a cappella by The Coast Show.
Here we go!
When I open my wallet, I'm already sleepy.
It's annoying.
I feel like I'm losing something.
That's right, I've been through bad things and said bad things too.
I'm still full of sweet, sweet things.
I can't show you my bike trip for a day without crying.
Because I can't smile for girls.
Stop it!
Sorry, Higuchi.
Stop it.
No, no.
Run!
What?
Where is this place?!
You said it!
What is this?!
Why do you do the Pamyan Cuman?!
You say, Q! Q!
Q! Q! Q! Q! You've been saying that!
Open your palm! Q! Q! Q! Stop it!
Why are you so clumsy?! You're covering your eyes and making the sound yourself!
Isn't it terrible?!
This is...
This is clumsy, right, boss?!
This is clumsy! This is clumsy!
You said you were free, right?!
Then let me win! I can do it!
Can you do it?
Of course!
You sure?
Yeah.
It stinks!
Give it back!
What?
It stinks!
What?
It's human waste!
It smells like someone's outside!
HIKO, THE FIRST ONE TO BE NUMBER ONE
HIKO, I'm a rookie, but I want to be number one.
Which one is worthy of being number one?
For this acapella.
Acapella?
Yes, for this acapella.
Hmm...
The acapella is...
"Niggabo!"
Oh!
Wow!
Seriously?
Oh, nice!
Nice!
I don't know!
I think Gutos was doing a good job, too.
I mean, it was a bit of a shame for Guto-san, who had never seen him before,
and he was a bit lost and didn't want to see him like that.
But at the same time, Nigabo-kun was playing a prank and was a little embarrassed,
and it's understandable that you couldn't see it, but you still brought it with you.
How do you like it?
Yeah, I thought it'd be fun.
I'm sorry for being so formal, but I intended to fight with a mat.
That's right, it was a mat.
I was going to fight with only my body and brain.
But even so...
A bitter stick?
A bitter stick.
A bitter stick is like...
It's like a weapon.
I'm fighting you naked in a victory ceremony, but you're swinging your sword like this...
I think it's like you're stepping around like this.
I think it's definitely different.
I'm competing in bare feet.
Some people are boxing.
I'm boxing.
I'm doing it, but the master is...
Like this, with a spear.
I think I'm doing it.
I think it's definitely not.
If I use this, I can't win.
It stinks.
Let's move on to the final winner.
The last one is a talk about taking it to a good atmosphere.
We need a sense of humor that can attract not only hosts but also customers.
We'd like you to feel like you're in the mood.
Wow!
It's about lifting up and up and up.
Then...
...kiss.
Oh, kiss.
Let's forget about ownership and all that.
Let's kiss Hikorohi.
You're open about it?
No, no.
Can we?
No, no. It's not good.
[PH] Huh?
This... glossy...
It started!
Glossy?
Blushed...
Like a kobun.
Your lips...
[PH] Beautiful...
It's like you're in the Heian period.
Beautiful... Beautiful...
I wanna touch you a little bit.
It's like everyone's song.
Let's get started!
We're in the mood now.
Let's get it started.
Go ahead!
Watch out!
It's dangerous.
You're surrounded by these things.
Hey, I thought you were a cold piece of iron, but since you live nearby and you're getting hot, let's kiss.
No!
Not yet?
No, you can't.
Sorry, sorry, excuse me.
You can't lift your leg, can you?
I can't lift it.
You can't lift it, can you?
I can't lift it.
You can lift it with your middle leg.
Oh, no!
I know a guy who can do that.
What?
You know the guy with the scissor mouth?
What?
You know him, don't you?
Who?
You know him, don't you?
The one with the woman's game?
You know a guy like him.
With his legs like this.
What?
If you licked it and it fell off...
It'll be worse.
Please do the flying.
You know him, don't you?
Flying.
If you did it, you'd do it too.
I'm just doing it.
Yeah.
It's a bit of a waste.
Yeah.
You know, if you were a disciple.
I'd sell out.
You just said that.
Yeah.
You said it, but what was it?
I said it.
I didn't get it.
Why? I was covering you.
It was too early.
Let's do it the other way around.
If you say like this,
if you say like this,
it's too early.
You're not used to it.
I'll turn my back for a moment.
Excuse me.
What's wrong? Your shoulders are stiff, aren't they?
Is it stiff?
It's very stiff.
I can tell by the stiffness.
Oh, wait a minute.
Touch it.
Yes, it's okay.
This shoulder is okay.
This shoulder is pretty excited.
It's excited.
Okay.
Are you carrying stones?
Ride over there.
Not Iwabe.
Pull the wheel.
Iwabe.
Kick your nickname.
Iwabe.
Then let's kiss.
Let's kiss.
What's wrong?
Let's kiss.
Tigo, it's a kiss.
You like it. You like it.
OK, now we're going to play a face-to-face battle.
Let's see which face looks better.
Face-to-face is nice.
Yeah.
OK, I'll take this off.
I'll take it off.
I'll show you my ear.
Did you know? Masako Natsume did it.
Masako Natsume's face.
Yes, I did. It's from a Fuji film.
It's a picture.
Natsume Masako did my weird face.
Natsume Masako's weird face.
How is it?
This is...
I imagined a tea on your face.
Ganti.
Oh, Ganti.
Give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss, Hotch.
Hurry up and make me kiss you.
Make me kiss you, hurry up.
Higo-chan, make me kiss you.
Higo-chan, make me kiss you for three, two, one.
Three, two, one?
You first.
If we go first, it'll be a sin.
You first.
Why me first?
Come on.
No, don't go. Stop it.
I can't do it at all.
Nothing feels good.
What are you doing?
You said you'd make me feel good.
Ah, what are you doing!?
That's...
That's for judges!
Why are you doing this all of a sudden!?
It's rude of you to do this!
I won't ride it! I won't ride it! I won't ride it!
What do you mean you won't!?
I won't ride it with this kind of mentation!
W... what are you...
Don't make me notice you, you bastard!
I'm telling you it's rude!
You said it after making me feel good!
I'm surprised you're not riding it!
I don't have any intention of riding it at all!
I won't ride it at all!
No, you're not rude either!
You're like your father's idiot!
I'll dig you out and...
What's with the slow motion?
It was funny.
Let me do it!
Let me!
You don't have to feel good about it.
I'll make you do it!
Let me do it!
I'm your senior!
You're the oldest!
I'll make you do it!
Start with the kiss!
I'll start with the kiss!
Look at you!
Ouch!
Give me a hint!
[PH] Can you hear me?
[PH] I'm leaving!
[PH] leaving.
Begone!
elimination.
Get out of here!
Eva's leaving!
Begone!
What did you say?
You're leaving!
Why!?
I like that call only.
I'm back! I'm back!
I'm back!
There is someone over there, too.
It's like the fourth episode of the fourth episode of the fourth episode of the manga.
Let's end the show.
Yes.
Shishiro and Tomiro.
I'm gonna beat you up.
I've prepared a special comment this time.
A special comment?
I'm a comedian.
A complete comedian.
Ah, I can't wait for it.
Please do.
I'm Pecky.
You're going to say it?
No, I'm not going to say it.
Ah, you're already saying it.
No, I'm not a comedian.
A comedian?
No, I'm not. I'm a variety talent.
Mousebell.
It means a high school student, right?
Yes.
It's a co-fighter! It's a co-fighter when it enters Gundam's body!
It's a co-fighter! It's a co-fighter!
Why?
Seriously, why?!
Stop being an entertainer!
Wow, thank you for that.
Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Sorry for asking you to come.
No, no, it's fine.
How was it? Wasn't this host club really good?
What do you think is good about it? Why do you think I like it?
It's the opposite.
The opposite?
The opposite pattern.
Oh, but you're right. I laughed so much I almost cried.
Right? A host club that doesn't make you cringe.
Right, it didn't make me cringe.
It didn't make you cringe at all.
But I came back and next time I'm thinking of doing a date with a musical instrument.
What?
I haven't played a musical instrument for a while.
So you'll touch my butt?
No, it's not like that!
I'm sorry, Hiko-chan, but I want to do serious variety shows.
Serious variety shows?
Fun ones. I want to bring that to Shimo.
Like this?
No, not butt. I want you to feel my hot hands.
Hiko-chan! Hiko-chan!
I won't!
You won't!
I won't!
You will!
My back will burn.
With this shape of tendon.
It's hot.
The next episode will be released on July 20th.